Humour

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Boy calls his GF at midnight..

Girl: Hey Darling Is everything alright?
Boy: I wanted to tell you something important

Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety?
Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF

Girl: *Speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!
Boy: Cause I want to love u as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel.

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1 Girl Faansi Laga rahi thi....

Santa ne Window se Dekha aur bola...

Sirf latkne se height nahi badhegi mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.

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Who said car names don't have meanings

FIAT

Failure
In Italian
Automotive
Technology

FORD

For
Only
Rough
Drivers

HYUNDAI

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

VOLVO 🚖 🚖 🚖 🚖

🚖 Very
🚖 Odd
🚖 Looking
🚖 Vehicular
🚖 Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoilt
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL

Old
People
Enjoying
Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

🚔 Hanged
🚔 Over
🚔 Now
🚔 Driving
🚔 Away

BMW 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
🚘 Money
🚘 Waste

AUDI

Automated
Unwanted
Debt
Invitation

Mercedes

Maximum
Enthusiasm
Recurring
Cost
Ego
Developed
Eagerness to
Sell

and the Grand Finale..

MARUTI

Made
According to
Roads
Users
Typically
Indian